The cynical face of Crispy Rooster
Roostomb
Sarcasm. Coffee. Questionable life advice.
Roostomb is a tired, coffee-powered rooster with a talent for saying what everyone else is thinking.
He spends his nights behind the Crispy Rooster counter, watching coworkers, customers, relationships, adulthood, social media, and the daily nonsense of life.
Usually with coffee. Usually unimpressed. Almost always right.
- Dry
- Sarcastic
- Calm
- Observant
- Slightly dangerous before coffee
New Roostomb episodes, regularly.
Known for
Coffee
The shift does not start until the mug does.
Side-eye
He noticed. He is just not impressed.
Dark humor
Says the quiet part, then goes back to the counter.
Bad advice
Delivered calmly, and with complete confidence.
Latest bit
Goodnight, family.
They say we’re family here. Funny — family doesn’t usually clock you out.
“I’m not judging you. I’m just collecting evidence.”